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ميدونم واقعا... بلاگم شده دفترچه خاطرات…
شايد برای شما خواننده محترم واقعا مهم نباشه امروز من چی خوردم... يا اينکه کی ميرم خونه جديدم…
راستی، من امروز ظهر پيتزا خوردم، و شنبه ميرم خونه جديدم...برای تابستون...

Long gone are the days...

I am using the blogger plugin for word for the very first time. I am also typing my first post with my fingers in the correct position on the keyboard (that’s why it’s taking me five times as long). I don’t know if this effort will ever pay back… it’s just that I was typing so (where was that damned Q again? Oh here it is…) quickly just using three or four fingers and looking at the keyboard… I was doing just fine… but everyone says this is “the new thing”. You’d be considered an oldie if you are staring at the keyboard while typing (urghhhhh I’m sick and tired of typing “t” instead of “r” and “c” instead of “b”…)…

Yes, dear friends, long gone are the days when using “Internet Explorer” was considered a talent… I even remember a time when if you knew how to move a mouse, you’d be recognized as a public hero… people would move aside, let you through, and watch in astonishment as you came and lay your hand on the sophisticated gadget, took the cursor on an icon, and performed a smooth, flawless “double click”.

Yes, long gone are the days…

P.S. I wrote a long, interesting article on Iran the other day, and accidentally deleted it just before posting. I’m trying to make it sound normal… I don’t wanna go nuts like the day before yesterday…

P.P.S. Georgina, if you’re reading this, I just wanted to let you know you are very, very beautiful… I’ve never seen a prettier girl…

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ميگن
"کسايی که موقع ريدن فکر ميکنن، موقع فکر کردن هم ميرينن"

Translation:

"Those who think when shitting, tend to shit when they are thinking"

well, not literally shit, but you get the idea...

If you agree with the above statement, discontinue reading the rest of this post, and as a matter of fact, discontinue reading my blog! Close this window now! I think when I shit! A lot of the ideas you read here were formed during shitting sessions... lolllllll I'm just kidding you...

Anyway, while I was at the john today, I remembered two interesting things about last night:

1. I dreamt that I somehow ended up in a hospital, and a doctor diagnosed that I have cancer. (you don't wanna know what kind of cancer... :-s). I am hoping that bad dreams have good meanings to them and that I will be able to have ten kids... (dough!!! I think I gave that one away...)

2. I always set the alarm on the clock by my bed to whatever time I wanna get up in the mornings. Last night I slept at around 1 am, so I figured I better sleep until 8:30. I set the alarm on 8:30. I slept straight without waking up even once during the night.

I wake up in the morning before the alarm goes off... and I thank God, because I can sleep for another hour... or whatever time there's left, I don't even open my eyes, just turn to sleep on my other side... this all happens in less than 3 seconds... and you wouldn't believe it, the alarm goes off in the 3rd second! It's as if I had woken up at 7:59:57!!! Woaa that's some weird shit...

Time is flying... and with the fastest speed during the 7 and something months I have been here in Canada...